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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Massage darling.....feel connected ....

 Massage
 Relieves stress
Encourages relaxation
Improves circulation
Improves posture
Lowers blood pressure
Helps manage pain
Relaxes muscles
Improves flexibility
Improves breathing
Relieves tension headaches
Strengthens immune system
Decreases depression  . 







A good massage is an exhilarating experience.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Eve and Adam ...

Be as creative as you want — just don't use your teeth. As long as you've got a repertoire of mesmerizing mouth moves and erotic enthusiasm, I doubt your guy will even care whether or not you can fit "all of him" in your mouth.

Friday, November 19, 2010

21 safety precautions for men...

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
didn't cheat on you, nor did it break your heart.