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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Click!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont stare at Me..........

Remove ur panty Baby.........

What's the worst that can happen? If it doesn't do well I can put on my big girl panties, deal with it and move on.
Panty ki mehek churai nehin jati
bra ki jhaak chhupai nehi jati
chahe kitni bhi chhoti ho girlfrind ki breast
ekbar chus lo to vulai nahi jati,,,

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Massage darling.....feel connected ....

 Massage
 Relieves stress
Encourages relaxation
Improves circulation
Improves posture
Lowers blood pressure
Helps manage pain
Relaxes muscles
Improves flexibility
Improves breathing
Relieves tension headaches
Strengthens immune system
Decreases depression  . 







A good massage is an exhilarating experience.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Eve and Adam ...

Be as creative as you want — just don't use your teeth. As long as you've got a repertoire of mesmerizing mouth moves and erotic enthusiasm, I doubt your guy will even care whether or not you can fit "all of him" in your mouth.

Friday, November 19, 2010

21 safety precautions for men...

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
didn't cheat on you, nor did it break your heart.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

clean shaved pussy..


A Joke :
Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma.
He casually asked,"Grandma whats that?" She quickly replied, "That's my beaver". Little Johnny didnt say another word.
Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked,"Mommy whats that?" She replied, "Well Johnny thats my beaver."
Little Johnny thought for a bit and said,"Well grandmas beaver must be dying her tongues hanging out!!"

cream pie

Rose in Pumpkin !!!! What an idea sirji ...........

Can anyone remember love? It's like trying to summon up the smell of roses in a cellar. You might see a rose, but never the perfume.
 Gift for You ........

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.




Beauty without virtue is like a rose without scent.


She had already allowed her delectable lover to pluck that flower which, so different from the rose to which it is nevertheless sometimes compared, has not the same faculty of being reborn each spring.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Lips Vs Lips...




I was shocked., .

My friends are always talking about erected
penis, I was so anxious to see one. One day my cousin was in the bath room. I heard the sound he is bathing.

I was shocked.....
The first time in my life i have seen an erected penis..his penis was really cute..about 7 inch  long!!!!!! Wao !!!!!!!!

I had touched my first penis !!!

When I was a girl of 17 one saturday monring i seen my brother walking in the bathroom while he was in the shower, I noticed he had an erection!He tried to hide it,    I asked him to show me how hard he can get  !!!! He turned all red and tried to escape.  




 Can I see your thing?"Come on, let me see it..
"How do you make it go down?"
I was become HOT, I become WET. I was looking it about 10 minutes. I still remember that.....

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Masturbation is nothing but dreaming ..

Masturbation is part of the way people explore their bodies and learn about their sexual feelings. Because masturbation is a private thing, sometimes people feel embarrassed or worry if they should stop. 


 He is Pintu.
Undressing was always easy for Pintu, considering he never wore underwear. "It's more comfortable." he always said. But the real reason he liked it was so his dick could sway freely when he walked, he loved the way it felt rubbing against his leg.
He took his shirt off in his room and unzipped his pants, sliding them off when he got to the bathroom. He looked at his dick in the mirror and smiled. He was thinking about his girlfriend and it had gotten him turned on.He thought about how nice it would be if his girlfriend, Danielle, was there as he washed up. He wondered if he could convince her to have sex.
He started pumping his dick faster, "Danielle....Oh, DANIELLE!" he thought, " Pintu, oh baby, fuck me!" he imagined. He stroked faster, and started pushing his hand down farther so it would slap his balls on his downstroke. The feeling of his balls being stretched back down always sent shivers through his body, giving him the feeling of cumming. He squeezed his balls with his free hand and rolled them between his fingers, pumping his dick harder, imagining Danielle sliding up and down his shaft. 

masturbation doesn't cause problems..

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Oh yes baby! You’re going to make cum again! “

Seven wise men



Seven wise men, creative and fine,
created a pussy to their own design.
First was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a hole.
Second was a butcher, quick with his wit,
with a steak knife he gave it a slit.
Third was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.
Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin,
with a piece of red velvet he lined it within.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee,
he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee.
Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it and called it a CUNT!