“Does anyone know what this is?” she asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sure, my daddy has two of them!”
“Two of them?!” the teacher asked.
About Me
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
My daddy has two penis!!!
Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board.
“Does anyone know what this is?” she asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sure, my daddy has two of them!”
“Two of them?!” the teacher asked.
“Yeah. He has a little one that he uses to pee with and a big one that he uses to brush mommy’s teeth!
“Does anyone know what this is?” she asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sure, my daddy has two of them!”
“Two of them?!” the teacher asked.
Wedding Night
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.”
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. “Oh, oh, aaaahhh,” he exclaims, “My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, “My picture?”
He answers, “Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever.”
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, “Why do you wear a robe? We are married now.”
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, “Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture.”
He beams and asks, “Why?” She answers, “So I can get it enlarged.”
The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.”
Puzzled, she asks, “My picture?”
He answers, “Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever.”
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, “Why do you wear a robe? We are married now.”
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, “Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture.”
He beams and asks, “Why?” She answers, “So I can get it enlarged.”
ಕಲಿಯುಗದ ಕೃಷ್ಣನ ಲೀಲೆ
ಬಣ್ಣ ನನ್ನ ದೇಹಕೆ ಬಣ್ಣಾ.....
ಆರ೦ಭ,,ಪ್ರಣಯದಾರ೦ಭ !!
First time getting undressed infront of my cousin ....
The very first time I had sex was with my cousin's friend. We were home alone and I was watching xxx movies on my PC. Suddenly she came to my room and she was wet I suppose that time. She touched my head and shoulder like she had never touched. I can now better understand that what she want.I started putting her clothes off and she was doing the same with me"After a while we were nude totally".
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